There is a jackhammer pounding in my ovaries right now.
I knew I was going to start my period, so I wore a pad to be safe. Except that when I went to the bathroom 2nd period, I took it off because I wasn’t cramping or anything and figured I’d start tomorrow. PSYCH! Before 5th period my ovaries imploded on themselves and all over my new underwear. This is why I can’t have nice things.
